The History of Bigfoot (and How to Find Them)

The problem with the bigfoot YouTube rabbit hole is that there’s no bottom to it. Indeed, the video algorithm seems to be skewed so that the longer you stay tuned to cryptozoology channels, the more extreme, bizarre, and conspiratorially-flavored the digital clips become. The backwaters of the internet harbor many kooky zealots. Most Forest Giant “footage” is fuzzy enough, and the pixelation of digital streaming doesn’t help much. People gonna see what they wanna see, you know? 

That’s the thing. A possibly fictional creature with little scientific credibility is the sort of idea that can lead to endlessly branching hypotheses. In the end it’s a lot of speculation and a leap of faith in either direction. 

For what it’s worth, here’s what I gleaned from my deep dive into the Internet. 

LOCAL BIGFOOT LORE

Local tribes have long told the tale of man-beasts who roam the mountains. Usually in native lore, sasquatches are part animal, part human— that is, they stand in the gap between reality and the magical spirit realm. 

They are mentioned casually along with more conventionally-recognized animals like coyotes, ravens, and bears. No big deal.

Without going all Joseph Campbell on this topic, I’m left to conclude that the sasquatch serves a psychological need for bridging the gap between civilization and the wilderness. This is why, in stories told by miners, loggers, and other early settlers, bigfoot exists on the periphery of the known world— that’s why he and his hairy cohorts always roll into town from the wilds, howl, throw some stones, scare the wits out of villagers, then disappear back into the misty mountains. Forest giants are symbols of the otherness of nature, and man’s discomfort with the dangers of the physical realm. 

But I digress. Wanna see a bigfoot? Here’s where to look in these parts.

BEST BETS FOR SQUATCH HUNTIN’

1. Index, WA - Espresso Chalet

This turnout spot on HWY 2 appears in the movie 1987 movie Harry and the Hendersons. Today it’s a roadside attraction commemorated with life-size bigfoot statues carved out of wood. A tiny silver Airstream trailer sells sasquatch memorabilia in the form of magnets, clothing, and tchotchkes. Even if you don’t glimpse a real-deal bigfoot you’re guaranteed a grandiose view of craggy-faced Mount Index. That’s worth a roadside stop.

2. Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest

Snohomish County is 70% unspoiled forest, most of which is the Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest. It’s an area of primal beauty, the sort of off-the-grid locale that could conceivably obscure an eight-foot tall stinking hairy humanoid. Try the Big Four Ice Caves, Wallace Falls, or Bridal Veil Falls, all excellent hikes in remote areas of the national forest.

3. Mountain Loop Highway

The Mountain Loop Highway is deep. It’s out there, alright. Like, survivalist-in-a-bunker out there. This is a good place to lay low, especially if you’re reclusive quasi-mythical beast. Some of the most remote places are surprisingly accessible by vehicle plus a short hike. Why not go sasquatch hunting out in Bedal, Silverton, or Monte Cristo? These places are truly off the grid.